Scarlett Cam - a view from my perspective.

I shall call this 'drainpipe & sister' - Tracey Emin eat yer heart out!

This I've labelled 'Gramps from 92cm high'. x

'Mummy and Remote', so called because mummy knows how to play the Mr Men DVD. xx

Simply titled 'Daddy' - needs no explanation. xx

Nonny took this of me. xxx

This portrait I've named 'My Nonny's Poorly Nose' xxx